=+= UPDATE: March - 19 - 2011 - anno domini =+=


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_=_ A year and a half since my last up-date; I gotta lay off the Heroin ... - *Cut-back, anyway _=_

If you're expecting a major over-haul, you don't know much about me - Maybe you oughtta lay off the Heroin . . .


I need a BIG _______________ - Scratch that - I NEED TIME ! ! ! - Find that in the gift shop . . .


Thank you - Thank you all for the gifts, the rates, the attention - I love it and I'm truly grateful

I'm gonna need a little time to thank you all properly - I like the folks around here;

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ This means YOU !!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

End of Sermon.

And now: this is gonna get worse before it gets better . . .


_|_ Presenting - My Profile - ]+[ - Now with 25% MORE punctuation marks _|_



* Attention * I am now on _Facebook_ - My messages are
managed by a drunken green mouse; and he is Pissed about something. . .


= Friends, Fans & Shemales may consult me at _ jeffcedrone@yahoo.com _ * Please include your screen name so I do not incinerate you * Please see mouse for an appointment. . . =



+|+ News: I have just become an ASSASSIN = I shall now kill my computer - "Death to the Tyrant" !!!


* Catharsis *


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HAPPY ______ Is a state of mind - What state are you in? = * Why doesn't someone edit this? * +|+ Me? = No, thank you. . .


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Personal: I am, and always have been, 5ft. 10 1/2 inches tall -

My eyes are blue: except when the blood-fever is upon me -
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* Back by popular demand: _Best Status Caption_ contest - Prizes *



-|- Who writes this crap -|- "Me"?! -|-



If you are new here "Welcome"; - (wipe your feet) -




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[-] ... Rate your brains out ... - Just don't do it here - * Greetings new guests * [-]


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* Special Citations * Jen4urthoughts, Daysstar22, HotTamale & gs6867 -

- MommaTasha, Caliblonde - They are special to me - show them love


*** Visit my child _tacoman_ - He is catatonic - *Takes after his father, apparently. . .


Play nice, Fu-friends - "If you can't be good, be careful"


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And now - 'Business as Usual' . . .


"Paranoia" - psych.: a thought process characterized by persecutory beliefs, irrational fear and anxiety in regards to perceived threats to ones safety. . .


- Consider the following sentence: "My PC told me it was not working well - Nine days later my computer said it was no longer broken" ... Is this information credible?

NO - This is NOT an example of paranoia; this is called a 'Persecution Complex'



- Is this a 'Blog'? - No -



*** The Mayans predicted a cataclysmic alteration in the order of the universe = Year: 2012 A.D. - Stay Tuned ***


Has this entry gone on too long? -

(Your Answer Here _______________ )



-> o < NO new 'Blog' - YET > o <-

- (Is this a 'Threat'? = Have a look at my MuMM) -





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- Perfect - "Cut and Print" !!! -

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*** And now back to 'Kartoon Karnival' - already in progress ***


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-|| No: - No, no & no - I h/v N^T l^st my m_nd - I m/y h/v l^st s^m fr_nds /nd my crd_b_l_ty; b`t thn. . .

*Editorial Comment -

Anybody who reads this profile should be out buying magic beans, from a man in a pointy hat. . . ||-



If you've read this before, you should be institutionalized.



-v- New News for Old Viewers: See - "It Speaks" -v-



If you've missed me - *(And how can you when I refuse to leave?)* -

New photos in 'Albums' / check 'Stash' - I'm workin' on it, OKAY?!!!



|-| And Now - Something for the kids. . . Free Balloons !!! |-|



- READ THIS SLOW . . . (I will wait) -


[=] THE LAW - Version 2.0 -

I would rather receive a comment or massage than a 'Ten' -

* Ain't here to score 'Points', folks *


: - - - - - - - - - * _READ_IT_AGAIN_ * - - - - - - - - - :

- Feel free to stop by - leave a remark - And, if you really like my place rate me a 'ONE': find a 'newbie' and drop a 'Ten' on someone fresh - I'd like that.



-|- A Word For All -

If you'll take my advice -(and why wouldn't you?)-
You should ALL say "Thank You"; buy someone on the 'Staff' a drink; they work hard for you = DO IT NOW !!! -|-



If you like my page, my profile, (if you are insane) - And you like my pictures -

- Here's what ya do:

Give me _ A = Comment = _A 'TEN' = or _10 'ONES' . . .


WHY ? :

'Square Box' cannot handle the graphics on some of your profiles - I want very much to visit and thank each and every person who visits my little corner of the universe = THANK YOU ALL = I am delighted by all the attention - If I have not responded or shown proper respect - 'Rate Me'
a -1- I will notice, return and thank you righteously.

Scouts Honor. . .


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- The Mouth:

Is large -

- - - It Speaks softly. . .


-v- New News For Old Viewers -v-

[] Look for new photos in 'Albums' - might find something you like. *Antarctica = Hasn't been funny for
a lo-ooo-oong time. (Don't ask. . . ) []

. . . I Thank you again - - -



Look at THIS MESS ! ! !

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- Third Draft: ('Draft', in a 'bar', get it? - Okay. . . I have again 'Leveled' - I am a lousy 'Fu-gee' - Rate me accordingly. ('Pity Points' gratefully accepted).

*Take my advice kids; don't ever grow up; people expect things from you. . .


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-> Ya Think I could use more symbols, here. . . ? -
Comments welcome - ("You Suck" is considered an
'Opinion' - Don't waste your time) <-


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*** The Mouth Closes ***

[|] I like this site: I like the people on it - * Special thanks to the kind STAFF * -

I would love to 'talk' to more of you.

Enough - go find some friends; I have. . . [|]

- J.


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- (This is what happens when you don't clean your room) -




: = = = = = = = About Me = = = = = = = :


(About time) . . . . .


I am: A bit hysterical - Homeostatic - Your Goombah . . .

- An obsfucator - Older than Gilgamesh - A Re-creator

- Greeting the dawn - Rewriting the rule book

- Fooling no one - Tripping the Light Fantastic

- Smarter than a monkey - Taller than Napoleon

- Sharp as a tack. . .


* Want more? -


I have: A sneaking suspicion - Got your back . . .

- Only so much patience - A 'Wild Talent'

- 25 Chromosomes - Many hats

- A bag of marbles

- A keen eye


* Still not satisfied? -

Go fish . . .


Oh, yeah - and we got _this_ thing. . . . .