Ok, well maybe for you, if I get to know you (no, not those kind of tricks)
I don't really like spilling my guts to a bunch of people I've never met before, and for the most part have no intention of meeting. Suffice to say I think I'm pretty kick ass in a sort of nonsensical (some would say goofy) kind of way.
I've lived a great life so far, and plan to continue doing so. A wise man once said "The journey is more important than the destination" and I can identify with that. A wise man also said "Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal". I don't think it was the same guy.
As far as the politics go, I lean to the right. I don't, however, cling to "guns and religion" as some would put it. I am a deadly shot though.