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  • 2 wks ago
  • Someone ⇒ Bernie Lomax
    Hello! Lets fuck tonight! Type fubargirls.club in browser to see me naked :*2263838


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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    if u ever get on send me a message with ur number

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    hey sugz!!!!!!

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    hey ive missed you man! I hope your valentines day was great

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    ThunderWoman US...Bernie Lomax
    Fanned, Liked and Rated (2/10/2015) ♥.. Fan me too please. Thank you

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  • W o o d z aBernie Lomax
    Bernie! I hope you are good mate..I'm not djing anymore, hardly on here mate..hope to catch up with you soon

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    ive missed you long time no see how you been babes?

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hows my sexy dead friend long time no see where u been hiding?

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax

    hey sugz!!!!MISSED YOU!Photobucket


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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    where have u been Mr!!!*missed you*A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a suit,shoes,tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,"If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers,"Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook connects it to his, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet,gets his exact location.then opens the digital photo and exports it...Within seconds.Finally, he prints out a full-color,150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says,"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.""That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man,"Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,"Okay, why not?""You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud."Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie,"but how did you guess that?""No guessing required." answered the cowboy."You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    thank you love... be sure to hit it every day till friday

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax

    HEY hon! how r u doing this afternoon..*mad loving hugs* just showing you some good ol lovin ..oh and if u get time dont forget to rate my photo for that contest I am in I am like 100 behind so need all the help i can get THANK YOU!So much:)here is the photo again..(h)


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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    MISS YOU!!!xoxoxox

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  • BabyDollBernie Lomax
    L/R/Fanned Have A Good Night

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  • Tudeyhmummyof2Bernie Lomax
    Hi bernie long long time no see hope lifes treating you well. Im just doing the rounds have a good day xx

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  • Jessie EvilAngelBernie Lomax
    Love ya Bern!!!!So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.How was your day

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