Drinking with a Canadian Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Canadian girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Canadian girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Canada we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Canada
A father decided to get his hair cut and brings his youngest daughter along.
As the barber begins to cut his hair the little girls stands beside her father eating a snack cake.
The barber liens over and says to the little girl...Sweaty your going to get hair on your Twinkie.
the little girl looks up at the barber and says.....I know...and I'm going to grow boobs too...
One early morning a trucker noticed a girl standing on the edge of a bridge.
He stops and asks the girl what she is doing there.
I'm going to jump.
Being a lonely trucker (ya know truckers) he asks.
Do you think i could have a blow job first?
Seconds latter (poor trucker) he says.
WOW what a waste of talent,why you going to kill yourself?
My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl!!!!!!