Baby’s Daddy Application

So, you think you have got what it takes to be my new baby’s father. Well okay then! Fill out this form and return it with a font face picture as well as profile picture and any information not cover in this appliction that you feel may help lean me in your direction. Ready? Okay, let’s get this baby making thing in gear…
Name:
Age:
Birth date:
Relationship status:
IQ:
Currant or past medical problems:
Present occupation:
Highest grade completed:
Race:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Dogs or cats:
Coke or Pepsi:
Place of birth:
Tattoos:
Piercings:
Kids/ how many/ ages:
Drink:
Smoke:
Fetish:
Felony:
Misdemeanors:
Probation/parole officer:
General mood:
Hobby:

Okay, now that you have the easy stuff filled in, it’s time to use your brain and do the long questions.
In the past five years how many one night stands did you have?
Did you ever tell a girl that you love her and would do anything for her just to get in her bed?
What is the craziest/most dangerous thing you have ever done?
What was you group of friends known for in high school?
Do your friends and family think of you as kind, independent and compassionate?
Are you willing to help with the child and it’s needs should I require it?
Do you want to be just a father or a dad?
What do you think of fat chicks and why?
Now for the fun part! Since there will be A LOT of sex involved I must know what you like and what you don’t. Please be honest and remember, this ain’t my first rodeo, not much will surprise me.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
What is your number one sexual fantasy and is it one that should be fulfilled?
How many women have to been with?
Do you have bi-sexual or homosexual friends or family?
Are you bi-sexual?
What is your favorite position?
Do you like to get rough?
Are you a spanker?
Do you belong to the BDSM community?
If so, how many years and what are you Dom/sub/switch?
Are you a cross dresser for fun or performance reasons?
Are you cut?
How thick is your penis?
Do you like anal?
When it comes to oral sex, do you give as well as you get?
Do you like the female to shave/trim/or go natural?
What female body part do you like?
Have you ever had sex outside?
How far have you driven just to get laid?
Are you a commando joe?
copy and paste then put in your answers.