I'm a hen, bock bock, I like peas and mushrooms and kicking wing...Respeckt...I...love my puppy...can watch Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas 15 times (maybe more?) in one day and still find it fucking highlarious...like apples but hate bananas (they burn my tongue man!)...take pleasure in being cynical...think sports is for queers...hate bitches who claim to have been raped when in fact 'they actually wanted it' or 'they forgot to say no' or it was just a whole bunch of codswallop to get attention... girls... you know who you are... you put the chicks who've really been taken advantage of to shame...fucking love love love and am quite partial to a bleeding fucking steak...can’t help but enjoy The Breakfast Club and wish they did sequels on each of their lives...think Alan is the funniest motherfuckin’ dog in the world… SPAZZ...would eat all day if I could...want 3 million dollars (why three? Who gives a fuck)...cream my pants whenever I eat remarkable food...fall down often...can appreciate alcoholics a whole lot better, knowing my dad, but would kill any other cunt who spoke like that to anyone I love...eat everything...love my puppy...totally appreciate my best mate Mahony who seems to know exactly what I’m thinking and feeling being that she’s thinking and feeling the same goddamn things...!!!am quite fond of chess and monopoly...can’t stand being without my puppy...love to fuck...think SuicideGirls are overrated but I can dig porn and dress myself in a similar fashion...always fantasise of food...can appreciate Star Wars because my baby loves it...enjoy sick and twisted movies by the masses (too bad they’re so far and few between)...am manic whenever I think about puppy... And food...reminisce lacerations...am able to appreciate most music... hmmm not really... I love what I love and the rest can fuck off...think the new Garfield movie was balls and took away everything that the little orange cat stood for...watched the old skool The Hills Have Eyes movie for the supposed 10 minute rape scene but found myself just skipping through cause it sucked major cock...am emotional...used to like chilling out in cemeteries until I realised that was just what loser Goths do...am so in love it hurts...like being called morbid and negative...want to have about 4 kids just to name them the names I’ve picked out...think women are fucked up and men don’t get enough credit...welcome controversy... and sometimes corruption...laugh at myself...would like to stab every stupid person who walks this earth...am getting bored with this...am.....................OUT