I'm a music lover and movie fanatic who likes to laugh. My favorite things to are anything that involves music, acting the fool, playing the bass with my acoustic rock band The Velvet Jones and my various other projects, I love food and relaxation, and the classic point and laugh (HA-ha!). Good times, good times. I'm out to meet girls with a sense of humor, life is way too short to deal with the uptight. Seduce me (and by seduce me, I mean make me a turkey sammich with pepper jack cheese) through this evil site or O.G. stylie with a good, old-fashioned e-mail at the_velvet_heh@yahoo.com. Basically, I'm tired of the same lame-ass 'net skanks with an IQ equal to that of a sack of moldy tangerines & "internet icebergs." If you are uninformed to my term "internet icebergs," they are people that try disguise how large they are by using weird camera angles or nothing but headshots. If you're big, be proud, flaunt it with confidence. And if you aren't happy with how you look, do something about it. I'm nappy and have a slight beergut, but I'm at least being true to myself. I'd like to meet some real people. I know they exist, I'm not talking about Leprechauns for fuck's sake. Also, being a musician, I'm always looking for visual/conceptual artists/graphic and web designers to work with as well as other musicians/producers looking to collaborate or jam/make a beat.