> Subject: 20 Ways To Determine if you are a real
> Oklahoman
>
> 1. You can properly pronounce Supulpa, Miami,
> Muskogee, Guymon,
> Tahlequah, Okmulgee, and Okfuskee .
>
> 2. You think people who complain about the heat in
> their states are
> sissies.
>
> 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out
> in the yard and look
> for a funnel.
>
> 4. You know that the true value of a parking space
> is not determined by
> the distance to the door, but by the availability of
> shade.
>
> 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they
> have sacks and
> buggies.
>
> 6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
>
>
> 7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an
> accent.
>
> 8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5
> minutes down the road)
>
>
> 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like
> going to the ocean.
>
> 10. You listen to the weather forecast before
> picking out an outfit.
>
> 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
>
> 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to
> plan their wedding
> date.
>
> 13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle
> bigger than your fist.
>
> 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
> ammunition, beer, and
> bait all in the same store.
>
> 15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Ford
> F-350 Extended Bed
> Crew Cab is.
>
> 16. You know everything goes better with Ranch
> Dressing.
>
> 17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
> learned how to multiply.
>
> 18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' "
> to send them to your
> friends.
>
> 19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in
> the same day!
>
> Finally: You are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had
> this conversation:
>
> 20. "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr
> Pepper."
