Things I Have Learned.......So Far
1) That my knee does not like concrete.
2) That I would rather give birth through my nostrils than feel this pain.
3) That it is perfectly ok to break the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" when the x-ray tech bends my damn leg to get that special fuckin angle x-ray.
4) That it is great to work in EMS and know about drugs and instead of the ER Doc giving me the pain meds they think I should have,they ask me what pain meds I want. Oh Hell Yeah!!!
5) Pain meds are fuckin GREAT!!!! I still feel the pain......I just don't give a fuck.
6) Pain meds make me say cuss words,especially the word fuck and even make my fingers type them.
7) That sliding across the floor on my ass is much easier than using crutches when your sides are sore and feel like both your tits are broke.However,it does not work well outside.
8) Driving with my left foot is a challenge and that I approach the windshield quickly when I brake using the foot I don't normally use for the pedals.
9) Did I mention pain meds are fuckin GREAT????
10) That I wouldn't be typing this silly shit if I weren't high as a kite.
