^**@@@@************************@@@@@@@@@************##If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag,don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!Send this to 10 people u care about including me!SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.1-3= Not So Loving..3-5= Uhh...5-6= People like you6-7= People luv you8-9= Damn People ADORE you9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOUREAL FRIEND TEST !This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the lastSentence!!!!!!A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens YourRefrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit WeirdShutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)A simple friend has never seen you cryA real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.A real friend could blackmail you with it.A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.A real friend calls you after you had a fight.A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.A real friend expects to always be there for you!A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end and it keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to You.
It Must Be OctoberThe harvest moon hangs round and highIt dodges clouds high in the skyThe stars wink down their love and mirthThe Autumn seasons is giving birthOh it must be OctoberThe leaves of red bright gold and brownTo Mother earth come tumbling downThe breezy nights the ghostly sightsThe eerie spooky far off soundsAre signs that its OctoberThe pumpkin yellow big and roundAre carried by costumed clumsy clownsIts Halloween lets celebrateCome one come all and don't be lateWe know now its OctoberWe'll roast and toast some luscious foodFor apples we'll be bobbinWhile tales are told around the fireOf timely ghosts and goblinsOh how we love OctoberThe moon has grown paleThe stars have grown dimOur Halloween party is overWith a hi-de-ho homeward we'll goWhat a delightful month OctoberHappy October! Wishing you and yours a wonderful day! {{{Hugs}}}
A LITTLE FUNNY FOR YA!I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room And told me to get undressed and have a seatUntil the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.While waiting I observed that there were three itemsOn a stand next to the exam table:A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said,"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,But can you tell me what the BEER is for ? At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed Over to the door He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!I said a BUTT LIGHT"
One song can spark a moment,One flower can wake the dream.One tree can start a forest,One bird can herald spring.One smile begins a friendship,One handclasp lifts a soul.One star can guide a ship at sea,One word can frame the goal.One vote can change a nation,One sunbeam lights a room.One candle wipes out darkness,One laugh will conquer gloom.One step must start each journey,One word must start each prayer.One hope will raise our spirits,One touch can show you care.One voice can speak with wisdom,One life can make the difference,You see, its up to you!Wishing you a most wonderful day! {{{Hugs}}}Many Blessings, In Love and Light!
One song can spark a moment,One flower can wake the dream.One tree can start a forest,One bird can herald spring.One smile begins a friendship,One handclasp lifts a soul.One star can guide a ship at sea,One word can frame the goal.One vote can change a nation,One sunbeam lights a room.One candle wipes out darkness,One laugh will conquer gloom.One step must start each journey,One word must start each prayer.One hope will raise our spirits,One touch can show you care.One voice can speak with wisdom,One life can make the difference,You see, its up to you!Wishing you a most wonderful day! {{{Hugs}}}Many Blessings, In Love and Light!
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