About Me:
I'm alot of woman. I'm a bombshell with hips like Chaka Khan. My emotions are just as big. I'll make you laugh and cry with you. My mouth is foul --it matches my current attitude in life. I'm trashy as hell----my mother insists that I have class. I am glamour. My childhood role models were Miss Piggy, EVITA, Mommie Dearest, and Wonder Woman. I love a woman who can deliver a Karate chop to the neck and look fabulous doing it. Apparently---I look unapproachable. I blame this on the arch of my eyebrows. I like to drink wine out of plastic tumblers. I dislike all things dry--like dry sandwiches, a dry lip, and stickin it in dry.


Who I Want to Meet:
In a friend: stupidity and brilliance, a healing nature, devotion, humor, inner child accessibility, fun, and perverted tendencies.

In a lover...someone who can: laugh til our pee pee flows, horse whisper me, worship the goddess, appreciate honesty and brute force, play gender games, multitask a domineering baby, bust out an arts and crafts project, be a pervy freak, do it and do it, know what they don't want in life, lust for wetness, adore a femme, punish me when I'm bratty, skinnydip, let their feelings flow, create magic, earn my dog's trust, own their freakiness, sense faeries, call me on my shit, give massages, drive me around, brave therapy, sing songs outloud with me, roller skate with four wheels.....Someone who will take me by the hips and pull me in. Approach me--take a chance--you'll find that I'm like a big doofy labrador retriever---adorable, loyal, and living to give you love.