59 Year Old
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Female
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From El Centro, CA·
Joined on May 7, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 8th
·2 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
59 Year Old
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Female
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From El Centro, CA·
Joined on May 7, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 8th
·2 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
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59 Year Old
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Female
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From El Centro, CA·
Joined on May 7, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 8th
·2 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
THE NOTE ON THE REFRIGERATOR READ:My Darling Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value youas a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you willnot wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be upset andI shall be home before midnight.RogerWhen the man came home late that night, he found the following letter onthe dining room table:My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54years old.I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.I wouldlike to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.As asuccessful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you willunderstand that we are in the same situation, although with one smalldifference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.Sybil
always a great time in EC.. lol.. hope you have a great weekend coming tho.. catch some fish out there for me, if i'm not out there to do it myself (might be).. lol.. peace, D
heyy :).. just stoppin by to show some love by rating your homepage a 10..Id REALLY REALLY appreciate if you could take 2 seconds to rate my page a 10 too..If your not sure how just come to my page and the rate scale is right under my profile pic.If not its ok!..(feel free to add me too if you wanna)Take Care-Ash
