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58 Year Old · Male · From Phoenix, AZ · Invited by: Aroused By Rage... · Joined on May 3, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 15th · I have a crush on someone!
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58 Year Old · Male · From Phoenix, AZ · Invited by: Aroused By Rage... · Joined on May 3, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 15th · I have a crush on someone!
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This sentence is meant to be eye catching and exciting. Please exhibit the requisite air of excitement and anticipation. I am a recently divorced, good looking, attentive and considerate guy with an artistic bent. I'm a filmmaker, writer, amateur comedian and musician. I can make a helluva steak, fantastic spaghetti, and my peanut butter and honey sandwiches are to die for.

I'm 6' tall, 175 lbs, 10 toes, 10 fingers, 2 nipples and 1 antler growing out of the side of my head. Poachers got the other one. I hate going to clubs or bars to meet women. I like odd, out of the way art spots, coffee houses and alternative shoe stores.

I'm looking for someone slender and sweet, and maybe a bit on the short side. I want someone who isn't pretentious, politically obsessed, or physically repressed. I prefer women who do not have criminal records, or emit beams of pure radiation from their eyes. I also like a woman who can play Stairway To Heaven on the tuba, but it's not a pre-requisite.

I am really fond of sharp cheddar cheese.

I'm disease-free. I'm (illegal) drug free. I'm free every other weekend.

Drop me a line with your picture and a list of the 10 worst movies you've ever seen, and we'll talk.

LOCALS ONLY! Long distance relationships are rarely very fulfilling, and more often than not, too emotionally wrenching for at least one of the parties involved.

58 Year Old · Male · From Phoenix, AZ · Invited by: Aroused By Rage... · Joined on May 3, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 15th · I have a crush on someone!
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Right now, I have a full time job doing tech support for a major online University. Also, some friends and I are resurrecting our old amateur comedy series, Video Difficulties.

I'm also auditioning for film gigs. Cross fingers, knock on wood, et al... I'm getting serious about filmmaking in general, so I can always use a sounding board for scripts. I know I have talent and ability, so hopefully, opportunities will present themselves shortly so I can remove the word "amateur" from many of my activities. Phoenix is becoming more and more popular for independent filmmakers who need talented people in a right-to-work state.

I do also spend a lot of time with my daughter (although, not enough, frankly), finding new ways to be proud of her. She is one of the best things that ever happened to me.

I'm really good at Making bad jokes, decent spaghetti, pretty good steaks and excellent poodle tofu. I'm also good at creative writing (screenplays and the like), but I could use a few ideas on how to get them "out there." It's a pretty cut-throat business, so I don't have unrealistic expectations, but I'd at least like to get lined up for that potential right place at the right time opportunity. If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them.

I am also good at being there when things are tough. I have a lot of friends with the same quality, and they've kept me from wallowing in self-pity many a time. I'm happy to return the favor. Karma works both ways, and I much prefer the good kind.
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Pink Floyd, The Cure, The The, Rasputina, Styx, Type O Negative, Queen, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Spinal Tap, Depeche Mode, Deep Purple, Tom Waites, The Who, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Akira Ifukube, Kate Bush, The Residents, Frank Zappa, Gothic industrial and trance, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Classic Rock... Just about anything but Country and Opera.

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