A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would,"How much is Barbie?""Well," she says,"we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.""Hey, hang on," the guy asks,"why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?""Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."