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59 Year Old · Female · From Roswell, NM · Joined on March 29, 2008 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on June 9th
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59 Year Old · Female · From Roswell, NM · Joined on March 29, 2008 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on June 9th
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Not much to tell really. I was born and raised in Dallas, Texas and moved to Roswell (aka RosHell), New Mexico in October, 2007.

About my name: First and foremost I am NOT a dominatrix. I chose my name because I didn't like the sound of Lady so I chose Mystress, I was born in the year of the Dragon, and according to mythology dragons breathe fire. Also, I chose y's instead of i's in mistress and fire because I felt it gave a Medieval look to the name.

To all the guys out there: I would like to be your friend, and have fun here. I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR G/F, WIFE, OR WHATEVER YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH, IS NOW THE SIZE OF A COW AND WOULD RATHER GET UP TO SHOVE FOOD IN HER FAT ASS INSTEAD OF HELP YOU GET OFF. If you didn't want to be with 2 ton Tessy you should have never hooked up. "This happened after we got together." Then get out or get some counseling.

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