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"Proud To BeYour Friend!Make sure you readall the way down tothe last sentence,and don't skip ahead.I've learned....That life is like aroll of toilet paper.The closer it getsto the end, thefaster it goes.I've learned....That we should beglad God doesn'tgive us everythingwe ask for.I've learned....That money doesn'tbuy class.I've learned...that it's those small daily happeningsthat make life so spectacular.I've learned....That under everyone'shard shell is someonewho wants to beappreciatedand loved.I've learned....That the Lord didn'tdo it all in one dayWhat makes methink I can?I've learned....That to ignore thefacts does notchange the facts.I've learned....That the less timeI have to work,the more thingsI get done.To all of you.... Makesure you read all theway down to thelast sentence.It's NationalFriendshipWeek.Show your friendshow much you care.Send this to everyoneyou consider a FRIEND!Even if it means sendingit back to the personwho sent it to you.If it comes back to you,then you'll know youhave a circle of friendsIf kisses were water,I will give u a sea.If hugs were leaves,I will give u a tree.If LIFE was a planet,I will give u a galaxy,if friendship is lifeI will give u mine."world's best friends week"send this to all ur good friends.Even me, if i am one of them.See how many u get back.If u get more than 3 u r really lovable":) :) ;) :) :)

HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCK*N ROCKKapow! You've been slapped on the Ass If you get 1-3 back ur Hot!4-6 ur Sexy!7-12 ur Ass is mine!Start Slappin. I better get this back

I HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without afriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!""......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN!"

You have just been blown a kiss! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx if you receive 1 - 3( ur ugly) 3 - 6 ( ur ok ) 6 - 12 ( ur sweet) 12-15 (ur pretty) 15-18 (ur beautiful) 18-21 (ur hot!!) 21-25 (ur top 1 hot & sexy) so start sending to all of your friends including me thankz