I had to join the military since I had sex with pretty much every guy in town so I am looking for new territories to conquer. They have free medical in the military so getting my weekly S.T.D. shots should be a breeze.They want to send me to Iraq to boost the guys morale over there if you know what I mean but they said I have to get my crotch rot under control first. Just the other day someone called the MPs thinking there was a dead body decaying in my room but after they did a thorough search they realized the odor was coming from me. I think it's related to my crotch rot