57 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by:
Dick
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Joined on March 9, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 11th
Interests
Currently living and working on Ascension Island. No, you haven't been here before.....
Enjoy traveling to Europe annualy.
Attempting to spread anger and disappointment throughout the world's female population....Having pretty good success...
Prefer 80's music, hate rap (sorry Beazy), unless it is the Beastie Boys....
Big Paul McCartney Fan....Still pissed that Van Halen allowed Sammy Hagar to join the group briefly, and have no idea what the other new guy was about.....Hoping that someone dries off diamond Dave and he tours with them again....
Favorite Movie-The Graduate
Favorite Place - Tour, France
Person I would most like to stalk-Charlize Theron, although her acting is horrible, who cares? Actually, there is a story about her....
Movies
"The Graduate"..
"History of the World Part Two"....
"A Fish Called Wanda"..
"The Holy Grail"...
"Blow"....
"The Adventures of (name deleted so some crybaby Navy pusswad doesnt get all vaginal over this joke) and his pedophilic ancestry".....
"How to make incredibly large objects"....or, otherwise titled, "How David buys hats"....
"How many names can I tattoo on myself before I gain Pimp status", or otherwise titled "Please love me"...
"If I spend all of my time on my knees, I will get a job with weekends off", otherwise titled "Height doesnt matter when you are angry".....
And one of my favorites of all time....
"My name is Troy, and yes, I used to be a small woman"....
AND NOW, JUST OUT ON DVD...."Russ only likes big women", or otherwise known, "Watching a midget kick a hotdog down a hallway".....
Idols
Jim Morrison....Poet, Musician, spent many nights at his grave in Paris....No, I did not steal the bust.....You cannot prove it....Know I was there because a friend has pictures over the years of me there...Other than that, not really sure...
James Dean.....No comment...
Charlize Theron's Boyfriend......Lucky Bastard....
