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Woman Vs. Cars

When Henry Ford died and went to Heaven, St. Peter greeted him at the Pearly Gates.

After welcoming Ford, St. Peter told him, "Well you've been a good man, and your invention, the automobile assembly line, changed the world. As a reward, you can ask anyone in Heaven any question you want."

Ford thought about it and said, "I want to ask God himself a question."

St. Peter escorted Henry Ford directly to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Ford asked God, "When you invented woman, what were you thinking?"

God replied, "What do you mean?"

Well, said Ford, "You have major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters too much at any speed.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly needs touching up and refinishing.

5. It is out of commission at least 5-6 days out of every
month.

6. The rear end shakes too much.

7. The headlights are usually too small.

8. And fuel consumption is outrageous, just to name a
few."

"Hmmmm", replied God, "hold on a minute."

God went to the Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results.

In no time the computer printed a report. God read it, turned to Ford and said, "My invention may be flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

50 Year Old · Male · From Middletown, OH · Invited by: 253739 · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 30th · 10 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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