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28 Year Old · Female · Joined on February 11, 2008 · Born on July 24th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
28 Year Old · Female · Joined on February 11, 2008 · Born on July 24th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

I like things that make me laugh; I probably have the oddest sense of humor. I love watching movies. I have seen so many, I'm surprised my eyes aren't bleeding. I'm in school right now, studying nursing. This will quickly be resolved. I love people who are sarcastic, whitty, almost horribly rude, charming, and of course strange people. LOVE 'EM! I harbor a sense of bohemia I am told.(This is in the real world, idk if this translates over the inter-web) I like things that challenge me. I love cliches, they make me giggle. I'm hard pushed to find someone I truly can't get along with. I like animals and detest evil doers. My name is Anna.


"P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose."

28 Year Old · Female · Joined on February 11, 2008 · Born on July 24th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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music, movies, almost anything comedic, books(What? They still makes those?!?), people, learning how to harmonize my voice with those less talented, breathing, the occasional sleeping, caroling, playing in gasoline, creating grease fires, playing guitar hero, bitch bagging, parties(really any social event),hunting unicorns, putting babies heads into plastic bags in hopes of exfixiation, and plain ol' good fun.
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  • Eric SBreakfast on Pluto
    have a great day!

    3 years ago · Reply
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  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    1) You're um face is an asshole! Wait... it doesn't make sense but i'm sticking with it. 2) I thought you had said you wanted barnyard animals?3) Being married to Borat wouldn't be so bad.

    4 years ago · Reply
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  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    ThEy DoN'T MaKe ThE TeEtH on ELeCtRiC RaZoRs and ToOtHBruShEs StRoNg EnOuGh!

    5 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    I had to pick up the corpse of my dead and smashed Jack O Lantern. I am holding a chicken and smoking cigarettes.

    5 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    if you would like to see lyrics...um...go here...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACllR6TDcDs

    5 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    To say"I got drunk watching the Stars game last night" is not a fair description."I got REALLY drunk watching the STARS game last night!" That's a VERY AWESOME explanation! I think i need to eat more food before i drink...

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    Hurray for Dignity!!!

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  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto

    KitTeN Vs ELecTrIc ToOtH BrUsH!!!A battle of EPIC ProPOrTioNs!!!


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  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    My jusTiCe WiLL bE SwIfT anD MaY CoNtAiN JuStIcE LiKe CoNtEnTs! LiKe wOrDs LiKe"Revenge" and may CoNtAiN WorDs LiKe"LeG URiNaTiOn!"

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    YoU MisSeD the ZoMbIe NiGhT @ Aaron's! We Deduced that the firing of the Rose McGowan's gun in"Planet Terror" is a combination of vaginal control and nano-technology...oh yeah...to launch the grenade launcher she has to use her sphincter muscles and think of orange sherbert...

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    Yeah but my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when hydraulics go out. Walter figures its all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there on the plane. So all the other passengers take a cue from and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So ALL the passengers are beating off plummeting to there certain doom. When all of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone put there pieces or you know, whatever away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. I suppose at this part you are going to ask me about"who shot what at who" well JESUS CHRIST there are some things you don't talk about in PUBLIC!!!

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    One time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his ass...true story...he bought it at our local mall. It was embarrasing for my family and friends because he was on the local news. The next week, HE DID IT AGAIN! Different cat same results including a trip to the Emergency Room. So i bump into him at the mall the next week and i see him buying another cat and i says to him"Jesus Walt! You know your gonna get this one stuck in your ass again. why don't you knock it off!" He says to me,"Brody, how the hell else am i supposed to get the Gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy...

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    I pee'd on my friend Anthony's foot...that's about the extent of what has happened since the last time i talked to you...we were at this local pub and he made a sny remark and i hit his leg with a stream of slightly yellow justice! I don't care what they say, revenge and justice both are off yellow and very very warm!

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    What happened to the weekend? Where did the fun go?! It's like the fun came here to die... and you are holding the gun that killed it... I'm changing your name to"buzz kill" or"Anna the Destroyer" of fun...hmmm

    6 years ago · Reply
  • JetsonBreakfast on Pluto
    I was just called illogical...i was like"yes that is SO me!" I love being called an obscure 1960's reference to human behavior by Mr. Spock! You my dear are illogical too! It's fun! Come on lets go throw Ramen Noodles at the MailCarrier! OR we can test out the minute rice on pigeons theorum...I have to try that before i die...

    6 years ago · Reply
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