Maybe this will make you laugh.....lolA very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor."I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Hello!!!Looks like you found Fubar... Glad you came... You will have a blast. Just remember a few things and you will love it here. Never down rate ~ Means the rate you give is a 10 or higher. No rate to most is better then a low rate. Try to always pay back the love ~ Which means if someone rates yourpics and your stash and your page try and rate them back just the same if you can.. It's always nice to do that.. Well I hope you have a great time here I'm ratting your page a 10.. Swing by and Please fan/add me if you like. Can't have to many friends at Fubar. Hope to see you on my page soon..
