15 Signs You're Getting Older
You’ve never used the following words or phrases in a sentence: “crunk,” “ginormous,” “off the chain,” “I’m not feeling it,” “hit me up.”
You do, however, still use these words and phrases: “word,” “that’s fresh,” “let’s book,” “No shit, Sherlock,” “barf,” “psyche!”
The bands you listened to in college are now considered classic rock.
The most joyful moment of your day is sitting on the toilet.
You haven’t watched MTV in 10 years.
You find yourself thinking, “You know, my mother was right.”
People born after 1982 have no idea what you’re talking about.
You think everyone under 25 is a complete idiot.
You feel creepy lusting after Mandy Moore.
You recently told someone under the age of 20: “I’m only telling you this so you don’t make the same mistakes I’ve made.”
The last time you played a video game it was in an arcade.
You know what an arcade is.
You own an 8-track or a cassette — and still listen to them.
You don’t have to buy new clothes to look retro; you just have to dig through your closet.
You can’t name any of the top pop albums over the last year.
