.Have an amazing Thursday...joke of the day ..Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper,"They know." Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about
Happy Halloween .. Here is a spooky song for today..I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash It caught on in a flash He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash It caught on in a flash They did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son
Have an awesome Tuesday ..joke of the day ..The other day I was singing in the shower, and I got soap in my mouth. Guess what happened then? It became a soap opera.
Have an awesome Monday ...joke of the day ...A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him."No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says"How's this?" The bouncer says"I'll let you in, but don't start anything."
Have an amazing Sunday... Joke of the day...Got an e-mail today from a"bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing,and my shopping list., that'll keep her busy....
Its Saturday have a great Saturday....here is something we can do maybe fun .....It's the freaking weekend, find a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory and a murder to solve.
Its Friday woohoo have an awesome Friday.. Joke of the day... My nephew found a cassette tape in my house. It was like watching early man discovered fire.....
Its Thursday weekend almost here Joke of the day .If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.
its Wednesday hump day enjoy it best you can .I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said,"How do you know he was on his way to work?"
It's Monday have a good day joke of the day ...Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Its Sunday here is the joke of the day. Math Teacher:"If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student:"A drinking problem."
Its Saturday here is the joke of the day........I screamed at my neighbor,"What on earth are you doing on our roof!" He screamed back,"I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!"..
