Oh where to begin?? I don't want it to be boring to read but it already is so f**k it. Im 18, im not skinny or blonde (I have my moments) or have big tits (watches ppl leave) so if thats what u want too bad, if it helps my case im not a chav either :o). My names Michaela Jane, but everyone calls me Kayla. Or if im bad Kayla Jane!!. I know i look miserable in that pic (f**ked up hair and no make up) and to be honest i was depressed due to reasons which you will come across in the education/occupation section. But I do smile alot (:oD, and usually say stupid things and be a prat to make people laugh. Education/Occupation: Just finished college did three long arse A levels in Biology, Psychology and Sociology and a brain numbing AS in Chemistry. But they were interesting. Before you think im smart, i probably failed them all, because was being f**ked around by my ex (my 1st bf the c**t) so didnt concentrate, my own fault really. Anyway got into all the universities i applied for, for doing forensics either science or psych. But alas grades!!so iv gone down a plan B. Im a manager and promoter for unsigned bands..called Kayla J Music Management and Straitjacket Promotions...well fun haha..i mean.. its hard, hard work people. ;o) at the moment not making any money, poop :o(, but im helping out bands and hopefully going to sign with a music company for my own label so can make a bit of money and help the bands even more. Id rather work and not make money then not work and make money. one tip: they say never work with kids and animals..well add BANDS to that list!!General: Love going to gigs, getting wasted with friends and anyone who wants to join as the night goes on, love going to the cinema, playing pool, bowling, just havin a laff really. favourite drink is double malibu and coke, was a beer girl till i had 7 pints and was still standing..thought id take a break :s. The most important things you should probably know are: I have very protective friends lol, I dont share feelings straight away (defense mechanism), i get hurt easily, i blame myself for most things (the war in the middle east...my fault), Im not up myself, i am a caring person, who gives a sh*t about everyone and anything. Im slightly paranoid and possesive due to bad experiences but im learning not to be lol. I dont think im attractive in any way shape or form, but i dont dwell on it and remind myself every 5 seconds, im not one of those girls to say, do i look fat in this, cause i do lol i know im ugly you dont have to tell me. oh yeah, i have a low self esteem but a bit of confidence :o) incase you hadnt guessed.I love my friends more than anything in the world, how they put up with me i'll never know. They're the kind of friends you can tell anything to, know you'll be sitting outside a cafe when youre 30 sipping coffee and discussing the latest back stabbin bas**rd thats screwed you over, know your kids will be friends...ya get me??. I love meeting new people, im dead shy though, so am quiet at first, but once iv had a drink and got a bit hyper, i can get along with anyone. If you're one of those guys by the way who message girls with your msn saying "want to see big c*ck on cam?"..i dont....so save your wrist actions in typing me a message. Im trustworthy, faithful, wouldnt hurt a fly, honest, i can get b*tchy when im hurt by someone, but always regret it and feel guilty, I dont play games ...except monopoly, cluedo, frustrations (f**king love that). Loves <3: Gigs, cuddles, animals, music, cinema, chupa chups, pool, bowling, Al Pacino (what a god!), comics (geek), Jet Li!!, london (no matter what anyone says its the best city in the world, even if it is a little scary :s), gangster movies, Comedies, Malibu and Coke, my guitar (cant play yet though, love it anyway), photography, art, drawing, Dr Pepper, my mobile, snow, rain, martial art movies, thunderstorms, the word f**k (but i dont really have a foul mouth :p), native american stuff, Disneyland Paris!, horses, dolphins, dogs, kisses, holding hands, borders, subway mmm, lakes, mountains, the countryside, road trips, the sea side, and more gigs. Hates the usual sh*t, liers, cheaters, general dick heads, chavs, guys who say they arnt like every other guy..cause ya are, terrorists kinda piss me off too, war, KFC (animal rights sh*t..tasted good but dont eat it anymore), when my friends have got PMT (god what a nightmare), people who put LMAO or LOL after everything they say (life aint that f**king funny), Kerrie Skiltan, Keatan Jones, Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Liner, George *Wanker* Bush (nice acccent tho :p) (in that order too),People who dont appreciate it when i try to defend and protect them!! grr people! lol I have a "I'll be vegetarian tomorrow" philosophy, i keep saying ill go vege, but never happens. lol. The lure of a bacon butty is just too much. Reasons were to lose weight and animal rights. I dont eat KFC tho!!...Ok, im going to put the little confidence and self esteem i have on the line here, but.. i was a size 18 to 20 about a year ago, then was a 16 - 18 and in the last 3-4 weeks lost about 2 stone and gone to a 14 - 16...but!! god bless primark because i got into a top that was 12 - 14 and no it wasnt miss labeled lol...im on a roll!! haha see :o) it pays to be cheap :oDAND for all you butt wipes out there that think all people that are big eat too much, get a grip, i was the size i was because i have an underactive thyroid which slows motabilsm, i never ate breakfast or lunch at school because i was bullied so it slowed my matabolism, plus i played rugby so bigger built anyway haha. bit like the opposite of those chavs who eat all the time and are still skinny as hell, i say chavs cause usually is, very few people are big because they do nothing but eat, its the media thats given that stereotype, not my problem if youre going to follow it :o)Think iv bored you enough, if you havnt fallen asleep and want to message me, go right ahead, and i will reply too :o) Hope everyones good!! Muchos lovos mi amigos!! .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.
