14 Things PMS stands for
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People make me sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Stink
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
...and my favorite one...
Potential Murder Suspect