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52 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on July 23, 2016 · Born on February 3rd
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52 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on July 23, 2016 · Born on February 3rd
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When I was a little boy, I thought the definition of sex was to kiss while you were naked.

So one night I get out of the bath, and gave my cat a kiss on his nose. Then I remembered I was naked, and I ran downstairs crying.......

"I had SEX WITH THE CAT!"

You should have seen the look on my moms face........

So, you probably want to know about me now, so here goes.....

I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be "Quasimodo" neither (smile). Details at 11.

NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!†the answer is simple........because we are a rare breed.

I love to listen to hard, fast, pissed-off music as I relax in my room. I love to talk smack with the guys I work with everyday. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS†on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE†on the inside. I am SO tired of shallow people, and their B.S.

I loooove to sing Social Distortion songs. Also, I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) XOXOXOXO applause:


I spend a lot of time chatting with Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Kourtney Kardashian, but to be honest with you, none of them really feels like they could be "the one" though, ya know? Sweet kids.......all of them, but "it" just wasn't there. A shame, really. Oh well, what can I say? Celebrities..........don't believe the hype..........

On a typical Friday night I am:

Doing whatever makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!

P.S. I've had a quite a lot of people message me about my age. Yes, I really am 44........I look younger because I exfoliate.

Ciao

Tony

52 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on July 23, 2016 · Born on February 3rd
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