I am 50 yr old pensioner from Perth Australia

I am not rich far from it, am not the greatest looking guy, nor am i the sharpest tool in the shed. I am not ,km,k,mk,kthe most sociable or the chattiest person, I am the tall fella that sits in the corner sipping his drink and speaks when spoken to.

I am polite, discreet and generous to a fault I will help when I can and anyway i can but not beyond my capabilities (am not made of credit) and totally selfless. If you want to friend me, own me, fumarry me or whatever be my guest.

Even us lurchy silent types need human contact every now and then so please don't be afraid to say hi or chat with me make me feel that I am part of the race called human.

I am as straight and hetero as they come.

I won't do anything that isn't asked of me except give gifts to those who I deem deserve it. I may develop crushes on some ladies may even throw around a few fumarriage proposals after all its only a game right? but again I won't do or show anything unless you ask me to.

I am here for fun and the game, meeting new people, chatting and to enjoy Fubar, I may flirt from time to time however but am an open minded chap and are up for anything so ladies do what you will lol.

I can be a little grumpy from time to time and I had some hard knocks throughout my life and act a little irrationally at times i hardly smile any more another reason I am here is to escape from being me so all my actions i do on here whatever they are remain on Fubar is my escape from the outside as well i am a different person here than i am out there but i hope i can make some lifetime and special friends.



So ladies if you love to flirt have a fantasy fling on fucam or Skype even tease that's fine we can I am cool with that, even if you just want to remain friends that's cool too that's entirely your call I wont be offended, I will never ever show you anything you don't want to see and do nothing that you don't want to do I am not built that way you have my word as an AUSSIE gentleman. I am here to make you smile not to cause drama whatever you wish is my command.

Now I know this probably won't make me that popular but I don't care hate me if you want, keep the hell away from me if you do I am here to enjoy myself and here to play the game too many people on here take this game far far too seriously like i said won't force myself onto anybody and how i enjoy my time here is well my own affair and nobody else's so FUCK OFF!!! nay sayers and critics.

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE; whatever sexual antics people get up to so long as it's kept private nobody else's business but their own


MY FAVORITE BIBLE VERSES

JUDGE NOT UNLESS YE BE JUDGED

HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE

BEFORE YOU PULL THE SPLINTER OUT OF MY EYE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE GREAT WHOPPING TREE TRUNK OUT OF YOUR OWN.

MY OWN

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I CAPTAIN MY OWN SHIP FEEL FREE TO DIVE OVER THE SIDE

NO MAN SHALL BE THE JUDGE OF ME UNLESS HE BE GOD HIMSELF.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW I RUN MY OWN COMMAND THEN GET OFF MY SHIP!!!!!

Anyway I think you get the point.

What happens on Fubar stays on Fubar


REMEMBER PEOPLE IT'S ONLY A GAME A GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN SO ENJOY!!!!!

ALSO I LIKE TO BOMB THE SHIT!!! OUT OF PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS BUT DO NOT SB ME TO BOMB YOU WHEN I'M DOING A BOMB RUN I IGNORE SB REQUESTS SO IF YOU WANT ME TO BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR ALBUMS PLEASE ADD ME AS A FRIEND OR EVEN FAMILY WOULD BE NICE I TRY TO GET TO EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDLIST IF I MISS YOU SORRY I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME.

Look sometimes RL you know that thing outside Fubar? Anyway RL will get in the way and i will have to deal with it so I will be disappearing from time to time for maybe days at a time don't worry I won't be too far away, yeah I guess there is no eacaping that monster out there called life. Also the AUD to USD exchange is really low right now and it cost almost double for us Aussies so I won't be splashing around bling or power ups that often but I will find other ways to help my friends and family. Like boosts, shitfaces when available pimpouts, vouches etc... as well as daily like and rates for family members.

WEB CAM/CHAT
My Skype, Yahoo and Viber IDs even facebook I am willing to give to anyone who asks but they not for free and will cost 35 credits, bling or power ups to the value of. family members and top friends are exempt I will know who they are and will charge or not charge accordingly.

I WILL NOT I REPEAT WILL NOT ACCEPT PHONE NUMBERS AS AN ACCEPTABLE FORM OF OUTSIDE COMMUNICATION YOU EITHER USE SKYPE,FUBAR OR ANY OF THE ABOVEMENTIONED PLATFORMS EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF VIBER BUT AN VIBER ACCOUNT IS REQUIRED NO SKYPE,FUBAR, YAHOO OR VIBER? THEN I GUESS YOU SHIT OUTTA LUCK. OFFENDERS WILL BE BLOCKED AND OR REPORTED AS SPAM.