What???? Share something about myself, now why would I do that? Especially when it's more fun to keep you guessing.

Well OK I will share this. I'm Straight, Single, and I like women who know how to keep a man happy and satisfied... at the same time!. I Know, I know, that's asking for a lot and I might have better chances at winning the powerball, but hey I know she is out there somewhere.

I can hear the women laughing and saying, oh this guy is a real dreamer, now just what is he thinkin.

As you can well see, I have a pretty dry, sarcastic, sense of humor. And I am also a pretty nice and affable guy, despite my offset humor on life, men, and women.

Just remember this ladies, every time you test us, or try your damnedest to reword a question and catch us in a lie (which won't happen), as men we are obligated to send your name to the men's clearing house, which in turn along with your name and picture, let's every man on earth know that you are trying to rewrite the questions WE MEN already know about and wrote. My suggestion, don't do it It is bad bad jujubee's if you do.

Women seem to forget ya'll came from man's rib, Men will always remember who bit the apple first!

Just the same as a child who either got caught doing something or didn't get their way, gives their mother the finger behind their back as she is walking away, only to have the mother say..."I'm gonna break that finger off" the child looks in amazement as to "how'd she know that" well it is because the mother, at some point in life, did the same thing the child did, and got the same response form their mother. Else how would the mother know. Well it is the same for women to men, since woman came from man's rib, the way the child came from your womb, MEN KNOW.

But never the less, I do love women. Try as they may to overturn the system as it was originally designed.

I did however finally get an inkling as to probably why I am still single though. I can't find a woman anywhere who will admit that thing about asking 40 different questions to try and trip a man up. Or that thing of biting the apple first.

Sigh, one day it will happen and all will be forgiven. But until then ...

Now all of you know and knowing is half the battle. Just like you all know I am just kidding ...RIGHT. Even though there probably is at least some smattering of truths in my above dissertation.