alrite, bong...... i tell the best stories in the universe, exaggerate the truth, throw in a few white lies with some improv and u can 2, lol..... i'm a relationship dude that loves 2 act single, and it works that way, cuz women dont want u unless u already got a woman...... nothing that ever comes out my mouth is 2 be taken seriously, unless i'm serious..... i'm serious...... i want everybody 2 stop walking it out, scratch that, no MAN should ever be caught in a club walking it out, and if they do, some1 should walk them out...... if u'r ever around me, please know that anything u say will likely turn n2 a horrible joke, or a verse......... speaking of, i tell horrible jokes!....... i'm brutally honest so, if u dont wanna know, dont ask........ if a female ever tries 2 tell u how many men shes been with, just add 17 and that should b about right...... i'm tired of women who read "us weekly".
i'm sick of typing, ill update later!!!!!