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Some quick facts right off the bat:
1. I am NOT here to perv on pictures; if I want to look at gratuitous nudity, internet porn exists for a reason.
2. My relationship status says, "Single" now; right after the breakup I put it as "Complicated" because, well, it was--I was suddenly alone after nearly 5 years, and remain good friends with my ex. I changed it to "Single" yesterday (8/5/15) because I'm sick of pining and hurting and I just want to start over. Seriously.
3. If I have you as a Friend or especially if you're a Family Member, I take that shit seriously; I actually like TALKING with my friends and family--you know, the kind of thing one DOES with friends and/or family--and if you're on either list and all I hear from you is requests for bling, bombs or rates, you will soon be on neither list. Again, seriously.
4. I no longer have a Facebook, and the reason is that I feel as though it should be named 'Fakebook' or 'Fuckbook'. Nearly everyone I knew on there was either trying to suck me into their drama or describe their most recent fight with their significant others. I wasn't on FB for that reason, and I'm not here for that, either.
5. Lastly, I try to be a good friend, so I expect the same of others. As I said, I take friends very seriously. That being said, I think I deserve the same consideration. I have a ton of shit going on in my life these days, so if I can take the time to sb or message you, at least take 10 seconds out of your life to reply--even if it's only a word or two.

If there's anything you'd like to know, ask away. If what you ask is intelligent and coherent, I will definitely answer. Actually, if you post something idiotic, I'll still answer...but I doubt you will like my responses.

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