Do I have to go through all of this again? Sigh. I despise talking about myself, but someone's gotta do it so here goes...

I was born a long time ago in Tacoma, Washington, the son of an Air Force Staff Sergeant and his loving wife. I basically grew up in various cities due to being an Air Force brat, as kids in my situation were often called. I lived in Tucson, Arizona, Austin, Texas, Little Rock, Arkansas and finally grew roots in Tucson, Arizona for good.

I was born with my ear glued to the radio which made for a very painful pregnancy for my mom, but I became very well versed with the music of the '60s & '70s, the music of my youth. Go ahead and ask me a question about who sang what and when. I'll probably be able to answer that and then bore you with details about which band members are still living or dead. I began playing guitar like Jimi Hendrix (meaning left-handed) when I was about 14 years old. I eventually bought a bass and realized that learning to play four strings was much easier than playing six. Besides, I don't have enough funny facial expressions to be a lead guitar player.

I joined the Navy due to insanity back in November of 1981. I managed to survive my enlistment and received my honorable discharge in November of 1984. After that was over, I held a number of odd jobs throughout the years until 1998, when I decided to study reflexology. I received my certification and began a reflexology business. Reflexology, in case you didn't know, is basically therapeutic foot massage and it is very good for relieving stress and bringing about relaxation. If you're ever gonna be in Tucson and want to have a session, just let me know and I'll give you a discount.

If you wanna know anything else, just ask. My brain is hurting from all of this me, me, me jazz.