Considering people rarely read profiles anyway that I am not an attractive woman with nsfw pictures, I highly doubt that anyone will really pay attention and read this. However, here it is anyway.

My name is Mark. I'm here mostly just to hang out and chat with friends. Occaisionally I might rate or like you. No, I am not a power leveler, and probably never will be, so don't get your hopes up.

I will not accept blind invites anymore, so don't be offended if I don't accept, you just have to talk to me first and give me a reason to add you. Just because you fanned/liked/rated me, is not a good enough reason.

If you are one of those people who constantly have statuses about what bling you absolutely have to have, or how you aren't loved anymore just because people aren't wasting money on you for stupid shiny digital decals in this online popularity contest, then don't even bother. Seriously, some people act as if their world will end if they don't get every last bling.

If you are one of those people who only really talks to people who actively buy you stuff on here, then don't bother trying to add me. I won't buy you anything.

If you don't at least talk to me once in a while, don't be surprised if I delete you. I have no desire to keep people on my friends list that haven't even bothered to say hi in the last 3 months.

No, I will not join you lounge. I doubt I will care about your blogs or your mumms.

If, after having read this, for some reason you still want to talk to me, feel free to go ahead and say hi. I may sound like an asshole,and it's because I am.

Also this is the best motorcycle side car ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY&feature=youtu.be

Also I have no clue what this is, but I decided to blow your minds with it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=related