I'm Tatted and Pierced. Ears, and eyebrow twice.

I smoke Cannabis. If you feel that makes me a bad person..maybe, you're the bad person.

I'm an oddity. Kinda filled with modesty, but honestly more of a prodigy.

I once wrestled a bear. It was huge, and hairy. We fought for hours on end, just groping each other. Occasionally my hand would unintentionally grab at his bear penis. It didn't seem to make him mad though, rather aroused. Anyways, when it was all said and done and we eventually put an end to our grappling...he put his pants,shirt, and shoes back on and walked out of my life..........Forever.

I'm about that comedy, I like women, specially older ones..(not picky though)..so if you ever see your mom and me, we don't want the drama. Just walk away awkwardly. I'm a nocturnal beast that's deprived of sleep.

If you don't like me, I'm bad for your health...you should probably keep it yourself. Either that, or tell me up front and not be a punk. I'm not that hard to get along with, I just want to bond until you can feel the bondage..is that so wrong bitch?

I don't lie, I get high as fuck, but I don't fly..and I'm not even supposed to drive. I do joke around, don't take it as truth, because without the proof you're the fool. Ask me any serious question, and I'll give you a serious answer.

Once, when I was little I was in my backyard sledding down the hill. We had a boat parked right next to our driveway on the grass. Long story short, I did see the movie A Christmas Story...and was curious. After coming down the hill on the sled, coming to a stop next to the boat on it's steel trailer I leaned forward and stuck my tongue to it. Needless to say my tongue was frozen and stuck to the trailer. As I tried yelling for my dad, my attempts where in vain as you can't really scream too loud when you're tongue is stuck to an inanimate object. So, I took my hands with my white gloves on.. and ripped my tongue off the boat trailer. Gushing blood everywhere I walked into the house where my fat fuck dad was sitting in his underwear watching t.v. Of course I didn't want to get blood on our precious white carpet, so I stood on the steps protected with plastic. Never went to the hospital, shoved a wash rag in there and I was good to go. The damage report was my tongue being ripped and severed from the bottom of it, to the bottom of my mouth. After 3 days It was healed. Moral of this true story, Don't do something you see on t.v. ........Unless it's porno.