Allan,I hope your holidays will be full of joy, love, peace and happiness and may you have a memorable and eventful bonding time with your family and friends.A few of my Christmas gift suggestions for you:To your enemy, forgiveness.To your opponent, tolerance.To your friend, your heart.To your customer, service.To all, charity.To every child in this world, a good example.To yourself, respect, kindness and gratefulness.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR ALL THE LOVIN' YOU'VE SHOWERED TO ME ALWAYS. MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME ALL THROUGH THE YEAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)

Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....MAN:"Hello"WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN:"Yes."WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"MAN:"OK, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2014 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: How much?"WOMAN: $60,000.MAN:"For that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN:"Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."MAN:"Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."WOMAN:"OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN:"Bye, I love you too."The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishmentThen he asks:"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ~ LOLHump day is where we wish or want to hump. I hope you find one tonight!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Alan,When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)