I never know what to write in these that doesn't sound cliché... wait isn't that a cliché way of starting an "about me" section? Oh hell, now I don't know what to say and I'm unoriginal. Well, I'm Nicole and I honestly doubt anybody reads these things. My user name is weird and nobody will get it, but that's ok. I'm weird and awkward, but nobody seems to notice, I'm clumsy which everyone seems to notice. I like animals, but my apartment building doesn't allow them... that's important information about me, right?

I have made my own clothes before, but mostly donate them after only wearing them once or twice, so if you see a homeless person looking really stylish, it is probably one of my designs.

I have no clue what I'm doing here, thank my friend Scott for being a douche and getting me to sign up for this site. I have no clue how long I'll stay maybe tomorrow this profile will be a ghost town (can profiles be ghost towns?) and you'll never hear from me again (including you Scott).

I do just ask if you message me be respectful, this isn't a competition of who can be the rudest. I can be a total bitch and by that I don't mean block you, I am willing to bet I can size you up immediately and say something that chips away at your inflated ego, but I won't if you treat me how you want to be treated. So you managed to message me and find yourself being respectful, what should we talk about? Well try to be original or at least creative maybe a hint of interesting. I can be silly and serious, but a simple "Hi" will probably get no response or a simple "hi" back, now the conversation is already starting to die before it even fully started.