100 Things About Me
From a concept and project by The Yankee Blogger
(This was completed in Nov 2002)
1 - I love red meat.
2 - My top 3 list, IN THIS ORDER is 1 - a great massage, 2 - a really good steak & then tied for third
- good sex & peaceful sound sleep.
3 - I have been in love 3 times. The second being the most serious.
4 - My favorite female names are Leah, Megan & last but not least, the name of my 2nd love (I'm not
saying her name so that it doesn't get used by someone else).
5 - There are as many people that know me by Sal Meatballs as there are that know my real name.
6 - I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of legally changing my name to Sal Meatballs.
7 - My driver's license was recently restored after being suspended for 13 years.
8 - Few people know that I have a VERY romantic side.
9 - I can be very lazy & often procrastinate way too much.
10 - I would love to have super powers.
11 - I am VERY stubborn & hardheaded.
12 - I hate domestic cats & love big cats (esp. jaguars & leopards)
13 - My favorite numbers are 13, 3 & 69
14 - My dream car is the Jaguar Dtype (although the Jaguar XJ13 is not far behind)
15 - My favorite American car is the 66 GTO
16 - I hate Rap & Disco
17 - I regret never earning the rank of Eagle Scout.
18 - I think Monica Brant is the most beautiful woman in the world.
19 - Auburn hair is one of my weaknesses. Shapely calves are another.
20 - Writing this list is harder than I thought it would be
21 - I have a shitty memory & very often have no idea who people are when they approach me.
22 - I hate people almost as much as I hate cats.
23 - I like solitude.
24 - Before I became so rude & began hating people, I was able to talk most people (esp. women)
into doing whatever I want.
25 - I have been with more women than I like to admit.
26 - I have "sacrificed" more virgins than horror movies.
27 - I rec'd my first bj at 16 & lost my virginity at 17
28 - My hair used to be down to my knees
29 - My all time favorite song is The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin although my fav version was
done by Dark Angel
30 - My discipline & drive are not what they used to be
31 - I have trouble putting myself 100% into things but once I finally do I am beyond driven.
32 - I am easily annoyed
33 - Small talk is annoying.
34 - I used to have a lot of female friends now I have very few that I haven't slept with.
35 - I have a lot of friends but very few really know me like they think they do.
36 - No 1 person knows everything about me. In fact no 4 people together know it all.
37 - I DO have secrets that will die with me.
38 - I have no conscience & can do anything to anyone without feeling.
39 - I have hurt people for money.
40 - I have also hurt people for fun.
41 - I'm not as carefree nor as daring as I used to be.
42 - I would love to get back into martial arts & regain my discipline & self motivation.
43 - I think addictions & religion are the same - a crutch for those that are weak willed.
44 - I love playing board games.
45 - I masturbate at least once a day, need it or not.
46 - I have a fear of heights, which is 1 reason I got so into climbing & repelling.
47 - I HAVE wasted a lot of opportunities.
48 - I often reflect on my life but lack the philosophical prowess to get the most from it.
49 - Although never trained how, I used to EFFECTIVELY meditate often. I have no idea how to do it
again, but wish to.
50 - I am very fickle & bore easily
51 - This list has taken over an hour so far.
52 - I like to cook but hate to clean.
53 - Depending upon my mood, I like being the center of attention but also like to be "overlooked".
54 - I have 15 tattoos & will probably get at least 10 more.
55 - I wear shorts year round
56 - my favorite colors are black & red
57 - I used to breed & raise pythons
58 - I have been bitten by many snakes, including a baby cobra
59 - I'm a slob but love to organize things.
60 - I collect way too much stuff & save things for way too long.
61 - I give great hugs
62 - I am not nor do I ever expect to be politically correct
63 - I have an online diary which I rarely use but does have some personal stuff in it.
64 - I have been on TV, acted in a movie, been on a game show, modeled & even done home pornos
65 - I am often sarcastic & a ball breaker
66 - I am vain but far from egotistical.
67 - I wish I could sing & had A LOT more musical talent.
68 - The last 30 items on this list flowed out but now I am feeling stumped.
69 - Nice number. I have had group sex more than a few times. I was once with 6 woman at once.
70 - I have been to 1 wesson oil party & 2 orgies.
71 - I like Mythology, History & Science
72 - I plan to one day be a certified massage therapist & personal trainer.
73 - I missed my chance at being a millionaire because I went drinking at a radio station event.
74 - My favorite fast food chain is Chick-Fil-a
75 - I love buffalo wings although not as hot as I used to eat them.
76 - I'm sick of working as a bouncer but I am good at it & it IS easy money.
77 - At my real job I'm a Building Engineer for the local school district. The amount of real
engineering work I do is almost non-existent. I'm more of a glorified janitor.
78 - I scored a 1380 on my SATs when I was 16 & started college at Temple University before my
senior year of high school.
79 - My favorite dogs are Shepards followed by Akitas, Huskies & TimberWolves
80 - I have 30 or so more years before I reach retirement age. I plan on getting a PHD in at least 1
field just so principles have to call for Dr. C***** (Dr. Meatballs, if I do change my name) when they
need a light bulb replaced.
81 - At some point or another I have competed in the following events/sports; swimming, shooting,
gymnastics, track, cross country, football, baseball & softball.
82 - I do miss being athletic.
83 - Only 17 more after this. Are you enjoying it? I am.
84 - My favorite cartoon character is the Tazmanian Devil
85 - My favorite cigar is Lone Wolf although Acid makes some really good products.
86 - I've been involved with the Boy Scouts of America since I was 7.
87 - I've been 5'8 since 10th grade.
88 - I weighed 153lbs when I graduated high school. At my best conditioning I was 198lbs w/ 32"
waist. At this time (Nov 2002) I'm a fat fuck weighing 246lbs with 38" waist.
89 - I do my best to keep promises which is why I rarely ever make them. I hate not being able to
keep a promise.
90 - I've had at least 1 person die in my arms.
91 - I'm good at reading people & usually follow my gut feelings.
92 - I like photography but only ever had 1 course about it. I would like to get into it again.
93 - I like learning but hate studying which is why I keep putting off going back to school. (not like my
being a procrastinator has anything to do with it. lol)
94 - I have never owned a brand new vehicle but plan on buying a Harley Night Train within the next
couple months. (It's a gift to myself for having my driver's license reinstated)
95 - I've tried to keep my thoughts as random as possible for this list as to not stay on 1 topic too
long.
96 - I can stare into a campfire for hours.
97 - I love the feeling of an ingrown toenail just before it becomes unbearable.
98 - My AIM screen name is JagDtype69
99 - My website is JagsLair.com & I will eventually continue working on it. Yes there is a cam.
100 - This list took just under 2.5 hours to complete.
