1. What's your middle name? Michael
2. What are you listening to right now? nothing
3. What was the last thing you ate? pizza pizza
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? samantha
5. Do you drink? i have and will again
6. Do you smoke? i smoke cigars
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? how they act towards something that cannot return the same thing thats given to them
8. What is your hair color? black
9. What is your eye color?
brown 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? no, but i should be
11. Dogs or cats? both
12. What's your favorite animal? honey badger
13. What's your favorite television show? ESPN(anything on it)
14. What's your favorite movie? The Warriors or The Big Lebowski
15. What's your favorite band/singer? Led Zeppelin
16. How old are you? 42
17. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
18. What's your sexual orientation? Straight
19. What's your favorite color? i love green
20. What was your most embarrassing moment? oooh there are too many to list here
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? no...i have a hard enough time being me
22. What were you like when you were a kid? i was outgoing and i loved playing baseball
23. What would your dream house be like? one giant mancave
24. What last made you laugh? a joke i told...how do you organize a party in the universe??....you planet.
25. What is your favorite word? werd.
26. What is your least favorite word? blah
27. What turns you on? big boobs
28. What turns you off? people with alterior motives
29. What is your star sign? cancer
30. What are your favorite books? Catcher in the Rye
31. Do you have any siblings? no
32. Do you like to dance? i ve been known to cut a rug
33. What is your definition of cheating? doing something wrong when you are conscious that it is wrong and do it anyway
34. Have you ever cheated on someone? no
35. Do you regret anything? yes
36. Do you have any phobias? no
37. Ever broken any bones? no
38. Ever come close to death? yes and its very scary
39. What is your religion, if any? im a Spiritualist
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? yes
41. Are looks important in a relationship? no, not at all
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? i would think my grandfather since my parents didnt raise me
43. What is your favorite season? Summer
44. Do you have any tattoos? no but i want one
45. Do you have any piercings? no
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? no thats silly
48. Who is your celebrity crush? yes....Salma Hayek
49. Are you a virgin? hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!*cough*hahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!,,,ok i ll stop now
50. Do you get jealous easily? no its a wasted emotion
51. What is your favorite type of food? italian
52. Do you ever want to get married? see answer #49
53. Who was your first kiss with? my h s g/f
54. Have you ever been cheated on? not that i know
55. What is your idea of the perfect date? whats that??
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? extrovert
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? i do
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? playing a musical instrument
59. What is your saddest memory? my grams dying
60. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
61. Do you believe in soul mates? yes they exist
62. Have you ever dyed your hair? nooooooooo
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? all the time
64. Would you go against your moral code for money? nah i can make it easier
65. What are three things most people don't know about you? i have 6 fingers,,,,lol ....i have 6 toes and 3 arms
66. Who are you jealous of? nothing
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? no
68. How long was your longest relationship? 6 years
69. Is the glass half empty or half full? if its beer its empty
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?... thong..elbow length satin gloves and high heels...you figure out the rest....
71. Who is your most loyal friend? Marcus
72. Are you in a relationship? not yet
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? see #72
74. Are you a bad person? im superbad
75. Are you a lover or a fighter? lover
76. What did you do on your last birthday? had a party
77. What is your favorite quote and why? those who stand for nothing, fall for anything--Malcolm X
78. If your best friend died, what would you do? be pissed
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? nothing
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? whatever i wanted
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? cant remember
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? it depends
83. Who were you in a past life? i was a Hun
84. What is your happiest childhood memory? getting a trophy for baseball
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? no
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? no
87. If you were the president, what would you do? make marijiuana legal
88. What is your ideal career? radio dj
89. What is your political affiliation? independent
90. Are you conservative or liberal? neither
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? the female body is perfect
92. Do you like kissing in public? yeppppp
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? hunger..no one should go hungry
94. Where would you like to live? South Beach
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? Australia (again)
96. Describe yourself in one word. superbad
97. Describe yourself in one sentence. really???
98. Where do you see yourself in five years? 47 yrs old
99. What is your greatest accomplishment? living as long as i have
100. What is the meaning of life? the #42