Gemmie's blog: "10 tips to Etiquette in chat rooms!"

Welcome to Gem's guide to chating for nO0bs,geeks and white/black hetro/gay males/females who are generaly far to unatractive in society's eyes due to there actions..... The road ahead is long and tedious and at times cut throat, but if you posess the most basic chat lingo and rules you should be on your way to being accepted by reg's in no time... 1...Upon entering a room you first words should not be... " s m 32 cali ladies press1234 if ur horny " This will automatticly cause you ridicule among the reg's ( a reg is one who frequents a room on a regular basis ) and others in the room. Alternetly the first thing also should not be ... " WHERE ALL DA FAT BITCHES AT " This also will creat a feeling of dislike among chatters 2...Do not randomly ask ppl (people) for their a/s/l we at least expect you to look at out pic ( picture ) and info before you try to talk to us ( yes i am one of the purrdy ppl to ) 3... If one lady/man rejects ur offer to chat ( and at this stage is all you should be offering ) do not call her a "fat skank" "bitch" "cunt" "bastard" "playa" or any other profanity as she/he more than likley has friends in the room who will immediatly jump to her/his aid an gank ur ass... 4... Do not offer a lady/man your sexual services as in most cases you will be told to fuck off 5... Do not ask ppl ( people ) for their IM ( Instant Messinger) adresses "hey any hot chicks got yahoo add me" or "hey Gem wonna chat on yahoo.... wots ur addie" These kinds of comments will also create alot of ridicule from ppl ( people ) 6... If you make ur advances known to another member of chat and you read a message "bak off fuckwit she/he is take " then heed the warning..... as that person is taken and if you proceed this will cause trouble 7... Spamming or your vain attempts to piss ppl ( people ) off with jibberish... "urhfauehugvauhurgwoiurghaouwer9f-q347tu98giwefjweifgpwou340]t539203894yur08924yehfr098wq32yr" This will draw the ppl ( people ) out who really know how to do it properly and usualy will result in you getting frustrated because you wont be able to stop it once it starts.... so best bet.....DONT DO IT. 8... Dont upon entering a chatroom attempt to "own" or "rule" the room ... " fuck all you ppl ... im the best" "this room can suck mi ass" "you ppl aint shit im the best" ect. ect. this will result in a whole world of trouble for YOU....again .....DONT DO IT 9... Dont pick on one random person and make personal attacks...... " i fucked ur mother last nite ....... " " ........ i could kick ur ass" " ........ looks like a hat full of assholes" This will result in you being attacked back and depending on who it is you are attacking you may be in for a nasty supprise.... again..... DONT DO IT Which brings us to the last and most important tip for all you nOobs..... 10... DO NOT FIGHT IN AN INTERNET CHATROOM IT IS LIKE WINNING THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS EVEN WHEN YOU WIN YOUR STILL A RETARD I hope this has helped you in your quest for chat happiness.....here are a few terms YOU WILL BE HEARING... STFU=Shut The Fuck Up WTF = What The Fuck BRB =Be Right Back WB = Welcome Back TY = Thank You LOL = Laugh Out Loud LMAO = Laugh My Ass Off PPl = People