Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions - Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a person how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky...Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax cut save you $30?
Number 2: In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration...
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