10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT CHRISTMAS, BUT AREN'T

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THE LADY of FUBAR

10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT CHRISTMAS, BUT AREN'T
created @ 12/17/2010 10:43 am
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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolphs Honker!
7. Santas sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till its really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you cant tell if theyre artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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