1. What exactly, do two women do together? (Usually asked by a
woman)
A. It takes too long to explain. A lesbian quickie lasts hours. We
lay there and discuss politics until we figure it out. But if you
like I`ll show you. How about this evening at six?
2. Which one of you is the man? (Usually asked by a man)
A. We`re lesbian, not confused. Look it up!
3. What do your parents think about it?
A. They weren`t exactly tickled lavender
4. Do you face any discrimination because you`re -- "that way"?
A. None. The lesbian movement is a bodily function that involves
the expulsion of our reproductive organs
5. Why are you a lesbian?
A. Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend
6. Did anything in your childhood affect your choice?
A. Definitely. There was a cute little redhead in my nursery school
that I used to take naps with...
7. Why do you have to tell everyone?
A. I have a P.C. quota to meet
8. Is one of you "butch" and the other "femme"?
A. Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over
9. Do you plan to have children?
A. We`re trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know
what I mean!)
10. But wouldn`t you want your children to be straight?
A. And miss the opportunity to be interrogated by the next
generation of psych majors?
