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11bravo's blog: "10 Commandments"

created on 06/12/2007  |  http://fubar.com/10-commandments/b90989

My "Wisdom"

10 Unwritten Rules of Fubar. #1 To the people who have no picture, no profile, nada, why are you here, was it a condition of parole? #2 I like sexy, who doesn't, but no matter how fly you are. If the background behind you looks like it would draw flies the effect is ruined, pick up your area! #3 I you post fake pictures of Amerie, Ashanti, Golden Brooks, Boris Kudjoe, Iverson etc., don't get mad if you get outed, hey what did you expect?! #4 Nobody knows you really, that means that some of us forget our home training, please treat the people you meet here as if one day they’ll be interviewing you for a job, or they are friends with your Grammy and she'll hear how you've been carrying on. #5 If you came to Fubar to hookup let me apologize to you for all of Fubar, you will find people who will: discuss sex, often in detail, flirt with you, perhaps, maybe even cam with you, but you are not going to get actual, in the flesh, web booty. Not now, not later, not EVER! #6 Don't get it twisted a friend request does not mean that you actually are going to be "Friends" it mostly means "I like to read your blog," or if it's a man,”I like to look at the pretty pictures!" #7 I know that Fubar doesn't have real bouncers to card at the door, how do you know if you are dealing with a youngster? Well look for the signs: B2K, Omarion, Chris Brown, Bow Wow mentioned as favorite artists, the only Books mentioned are Zane or B.More Careful, or Titles Like: a Thug's Mistress, or Ass for Cash, you'll know. #8 If you are an attractive, Bi or Lesbian Lady and "Looking for Ladies Only" if you post nudes or nearly nude pictures you will be SWAMPED with messages from MEN. Why? When men see beautiful women they are BLINDED to anything else. #9 Bro, brother, broham, about #8, there are several women here who are only down for the Clam Canyon, so go ahead tear your eyes away from the pics long enough to see if "Looking for Ladies Only" is on her profile. #10 Get over yourself, that's right you are Thermonuclear Hot!, so what! 21% of the earth’s population is in China, another 14% are in India and none of them care. Looks are nice but they don't last, heart and soul does. If you are a pretty, empty box don't be shocked if people become bored by you.
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