Here we go:
1. Beer: caguama
2. McDonalds: no thanks
3. Relationships: spend money
4. Purple: haze
5. Power Rangers:saber tooth tiger, RIP
6. Weed: glaucoma
7. Steroids: lil testicles
8. Cartoons:family guy
9. The President: LiL Bush, thats funny
10. Tupperware: leftovers
11. Florida: pensacola
12. Santa Claus: drunk ol man
13. Halloween: skimpy costumes
14. Alice:brady bunh
15. Grammar: only when i want to
16: Myspace: spam whores
17. Worst fear: don't know
18. Marriage: al bundy
19. Paris Hilton: has no booty
20. Pat: its pat
21. Redheads:hot
22. Blonde: and blonder
23. Pass: hall
24. One night stands: :P
25. Donald Trump: talks to much
26. Neverland: mmm tinkerbell
27. Pixie Stix: lol, crack for kids
28. Vanilla ice cream: mint n chip is better
29. Hooters:lets go
30. High school musical: Zacquisha is in it
31. Pajamas: with the footsies
32. Woody: the woodpecker ...lol
33. Wet Socks: wrinkled toes
34. Driving: road rage
35. Family reunions: would be VERY interesting