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The Committee on Nutrition of the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that vitamin K1 is administered to all newborns, shortly after birth, as a precaution against hemorrhaging .
Included in the concoction given to the newborns is a nanomachine programmed with a radio frequency and serial number, based on the child's date of birth and mother's name (in the format of ssmmhhddmmyyyyLNFNMN; example: 42131902072005DOEJANEELLEN, if the child was born at 7:13:42 P.M., on July 2, 2005, and her mother's name was Jane Ellen Doe).
The doctors administering the vitamin K were unaware of this addition.
The vitamin K1, however, may be refused by the parent(s) of the newborn. The inclusion or exclusion of the vitamin K1 is noted in the child's medical records. In the event that the child did not receive the vitamin K1, then the nanomachine is added to the child's first Hep B immunization.
Again, the pediatrician is unaware of the addition.
The purpose of the nanomachines will not be known publickly until many years later.
