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FREINDS IN THE GRATIS AREA, DONT TAKE ANY BULLSHIT FROM THE GRATIS POLICE. IT STARTS WITH BUB BRATTON. HE JUST THINKS HE IS GOD OF GRATIS OR SOMETHING! HE HAS BASICALLY TURNED GRATIS INTO A DICTATORSHIP. HIS METHODS OF MAKING MONEY FOR THE VILLAGE ARE UNJUST AS WELL AS UNFAIR. GRATIS IS LIKE SOME KIND OF GASSTOPPO BULLSHIT. THE POLICE IN THIS TOWN ARE SO BORED THAT THEY PULL OVER AND HARASS A LOT OF PEOPLE. CONSTANTLY THE COP HAS SOMEONE PULLED FOR SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED. BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER, BECAUSE OUR BELOVED MAYOR WILL FIND YOU GUILTY ANYWAY. HELL, I WAS FALSLY ARRESTED NOT LONG AGO BY THE GRATIS CHIEF OF POLICE (STEVE B. STEWART) FOR RECIEVING STOLEN PROPERTY. FOR ONE , I WAS NEVER SHOWN ANY ARREST WARRANT NOR WAS I SHOWN THE PROPERTY IN QUESTION OR ANY PROOF THAT IT WAS STOLEN. WHEN OFFICER STEWART AND I ARRIVED AT THE PREBLE COUNTY JAIL HE TOLD THE CORRECTIONS OFFICERS THAT THE CRIME WAS A FELONY BECAUSE IT CAME FROM A CHURCH! THEY HAD TO GO WITH WHAT HIS LYING ASS SAYS. WELL I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT ANY DUMBASS KNOWS THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? I MEAN ... WHAT IF IT WOULD HAVE CAME FROM AN ATHIEST CHURCH? WOULD HE STILL CALL THAT A FELONY? ANYWAY THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A MISDORMEANOR. AINT THAT SOME BULLSHIT!! BESIDES THE POLICE, WATER BILLS IN GRATIS HAVE INCREASED BY 200 TO 400% UNBELIEVABLE! MOST PEOPLE IN GRATIS HAVE A HIGHER WATER BILL THAN ELECTRICITY! ALL IM SAYIN IS WATCH YOUR ASS IN GRATIS!!!!!! IF THEY CANT ARREST YOU FOR SOMETHING THEY WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET IN YOUR POCKET!

Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo... Call it a DRAW 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9 That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER

A few weeks ago there was a story about how 6 nukes were "accidentally" flown to Louisiana. How the fuck do nuclear weapons accidentally go anywhere? Why would nukes even be sent to Louisiana? The base there is a jumping off point for operations in the middle east. The Bush administration is planning something, very big. Maybe before the next election. Iraq, Iran, I don't know. No major news organizations really reported this, some vaguely mentioned it and how an investigation was launched to see how this would happen. Here is a story article about this: Washington - A B-52 bomber flew the length of the United States last week mistakenly loaded with nuclear armed cruise missiles, a US military official confirmed on Wednesday. The mix-up was reported to President George W Bush after the nuclear warheads were discovered when the aircraft landed at Barksdale Air Force Base Louisiana, the official said. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said as many as six cruise missiles loaded on to the plane were found to have nuclear warheads on them by mistake. The B-52 was flying from Minot Air Base in North Dakota. The incident was first reported by Military Times newspapers, which said the air-launched cruise missiles can carry nuclear warheads of five to 150 kilotons. The official said the discovery was reported to the chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Peter Pace, "and higher". The official said the notification goes as high as the president. "There are procedures in place and they kicked in and worked," Okay here is the part that is scary. All 6 servicemen who were on that plane or dealt with the nukes being shipped, are now dead. They all died within a week of each other. news articles: http://www.kfyrtv.com/News_Stories.asp?news=10465 http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20 070915/BREAKINGNEWS/70915012 http://www.kxmc.com/News/161562.asp http://www.kxmc.com/getArticle.asp?ArticleId=140988 http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2007/07/20/news/stat e/136489.txt http://www.komotv.com/news/local/9679367.html Yeah pretty sure that if this is just coincidence, it's a pretty extreme one. Something far scarier is going on here. Where is CNN? Where is NBC? Even the Washington Post? What's going on in our country is absolutely absurd. And the fact that they can be so blatant as to make their cover up so obvious to the public shows how they can pretty much get away with whatever it is they want. What really kills me though is how all us Americans who do try to keep up on our country's current events cant seem to come across real problems like 6 fuckin nukes on a plane that no one knows a thing about. Instead we hear and learn all about britney spear's dumb ass. Or about our beloved dumb fuck crook-ass president Bush's "Oil war", or even some fag politician's sexual preference while he sits in an airport rest room next to an undercover cop that is listening, waiting to hear Larry Craig say a mans name when he rubs one off! Shit! Look what Clinton did for this country. But, to the American television viewer, he is a scandalous, lying, cheating, piece of shit! Everyone that I know has heard about that shit. But no one knows about the six deadly weapons of mass destruction that "accidentally" flew over their heads! I just don't get it! All I can say is fellow Americans…. You are blind!!!

So I'm sitting here and as I smoke cigarette after cigarette, I just update my page hoping that someone may stumble upon it by accident and accidentally someone might give a fuck. The fact that I find everyday is that no one does. So does anyone care that our government is completely fucked? Does anyone care that we are blind? Does anyone realize the pace we are setting for ourselves? I've lived through ever grade of school and it seemed like I had relationship after relationship searching for this thing that I've never found. If we're supposed to date to get better at it, I must be flunking the class cause all I'm getting better at is fucking! Other than that, relationships just go the same place as the last one... no where! Can someone set me straight on this? I've worked my ass off just to watch a big portion of it go to some politician that's electing himself for a raise as you and I sleep at night. I'm literally getting more broke just so some old man can go home, after a day of doing nothing to contribute to our society and, fuck his floppy wife if a bigger house. Who is this man?! He has to take a shit an hour after eating Chinese food just like the rest of us! What makes him so damn special?!?! One last thing. Ohio isn't the only place on the big rock called planet earth. It's actually statistically a really depressed place with the lead in home foreclosures! So let's stop being so closed minded and just take a handful of LSD and work some problems out! I'm down to solve this shit! I know it seems that I'm asking for anarchy... but if that's what it takes for peace... maybe I am? ....