Men, woman expect flowers, and we don't see any spontaneous gifts in
return?
Now that Halloween is over and Thanksgiving is befalling us. Women,
it's time to think!
1)Premium Liquor : splurging on a premium bottle of liquor remains,
to this date, one of the most refreshing gifts a man can receive.
2)Collector’s Items : when a woman overcomes her own disgust and
purchases her boyfriend something rare and expensive concerning his
nonfemale love, such as Tony Montana’s belt or Gandolf’s toothpick,
it’s like his Christmas, birthday rolled into one.
3)Magazine Subscriptions : the real treat here is that boyfriends
will never have to go to the magazine stand in the middle of winter
to find out why Beyonce thinks brown hair is “so sexy.â€
4)Axe Lab: Fragrances for Men : it’s the sworn duty of girlfriends
to teach their men about the advances made in fragrance technology
and why their misunderstanding of “eau de toilette†has made them
both stinky and unhygienic.
5)Shaving Kit : specifically, a top-of-the-line shaving kit is the
best thing she can do to support the troops, uh…trooper.
6)Great Towels : girlfriends should take note and invest in their
man’s health (and by association, their own) by purchasing them a
great set of plush towels.
7)Silk Sheets : Newsflash! Everyone, regardless of their gender,
thinks that silk feels good.
8)Winter Accessories : come in and stylize their heads and their
hands so that they won’t die of cold or bad taste.
9)Underwear and Socks : an adoring girlfriend (or simply, a woman
that doesn’t enjoy pulling 10-year-old boxers off the person they
are about to sleep with) will invest in their man with sexy-yet-
functional underwear and socks.
10)Bathrobes and Pyjamas : it’s time for women to show their
boyfriends their "lounging-as- lifestyle" secrets and surprise them
with a comfortable uniform for relaxation comprised of a bathrobe
and pyjamas.
